I'M THE SOURCE OF REAL NEWS

HELLO, IT'S ME! I CREATED A BLOG SO EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHAT IS REAL AND WHAT'S NOT. PEOPLE ARE LYING ON THE INTERNET ALL THE TIME AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT IS TRULY HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE. THERE ARE SO MANY STUPID PEOPLE OUT THERE MAKING UP STUFF AND IT'S ALL JUST NOISE. DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, I'VE BEEN REPORTING FACTS FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS, JUST ON DIFFERENT PLATFORMS. NOW I WILL TAKE THE POWER BACK INTO MY OWN HANDS ON MY OWN WEBSITE, AND I WANT EVERYONE TO HEAR IT FROM ME, NOT A SECOND HAND SOURCE.

IT'S A SECRET, DON'T TELL ANYONE!